19 Things You’ll Just Get If You’re A Girl Who Loves To Poo

1. People who joke that girls don’t poo wind you up.

People who joke that girls don't poo wind you up.

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2. Because you’re not afraid to talk about what’s important to you.

19 Things You'll Just Get If You're A Girl Who Loves To Poo

3. In fact, you talk about it in explicit detail.

In fact, you talk about it in explicit detail.

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4. Because you’re such a confident pooer, you never worry about people knowing that you’re doing one.

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5. In fact, you usually announce when you’re about to go.

In fact, you usually announce when you're about to go.

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6. Because your pooing skills have always been a great source of pride.

Because your pooing skills have always been a great source of pride.

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7. Keeping track of how often you go gives you great satisfaction.

Keeping track of how often you go gives you great satisfaction.

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8. And if you don’t go for ages, you feel like a completely different person.

And if you don't go for ages, you feel like a completely different person.

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You don’t feel like you if you don’t poo.

9. Because you just get such a buzz when you do a nice, solid turd.

Because you just get such a buzz when you do a nice, solid turd.

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10. You’re always giving your friends fun facts about your favourite pastime.

11. And there’s nothing you relish more than having a juicy convo about doo-doo with a fellow poop lover.

And there's nothing you relish more than having a juicy convo about doo-doo with a fellow poop lover.

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12. The poop emoji is your favourite.

It’s even better when given a glam makeover.

13. And you love a good poop accessory.

And you love a good poop accessory.

14. Not to mention fancy “toiletries”.

15. Sometimes, taking a shit literally makes you a better person.

Sometimes, taking a shit literally makes you a better person.

16. Other times, not so much.

19 Things You'll Just Get If You're A Girl Who Loves To Poo

17. You haven’t got time for people’s sexist opinions on your favourite subject.

18. Because there ain’t no shame in a dame who loves a dump.

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I have a beautiful way with words, I know.

19. SO POO ON, MY PRETTIES!

19 Things You'll Just Get If You're A Girl Who Loves To Poo
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Loving your poo is loving you.

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